THE JARED SMITH EXPERIENCE -- this is in no way related to THE JAMIE KENNEDY EXPERIMENT, a practical joke show on the WB where Jamie Kennedy would prank people and then deliver his punchline, "You've been X-ed!"

 

If you want to understand society, take a good look at the drugs it uses. And what can this tell you about American culture? Well, look at the drugs we use. Except for pharmaceutical poison, there are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.

Bill Hicks  (via eternalconsciousness)

Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we’re the imagination of ourselves.

Bill Hicks (via imjustborrowed)

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AHHHHH! HOLY SHIT MONSTER JELLYFISH!
"That’s the lion’s mane jellyfish, which lives in the ocean and can apparently devour cities whole. I had no fucking idea this existed. COMPLETELY CHANGES THE GAME. I’m never going in the ocean again. Ever. I’m afraid to even take a goddamn bath now, lest this thing ooze out of the pipes and eats my goddamn house."
 - Deadspin’s Drew Magary

AHHHHH! HOLY SHIT MONSTER JELLYFISH!

"That’s the lion’s mane jellyfish, which lives in the ocean and can apparently devour cities whole. I had no fucking idea this existed. COMPLETELY CHANGES THE GAME. I’m never going in the ocean again. Ever. I’m afraid to even take a goddamn bath now, lest this thing ooze out of the pipes and eats my goddamn house."

 - Deadspin’s Drew Magary

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Dopeness. Much thanks for accepting my submission! Such an awesome blog.

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kirkle:

By kirkle.

Dopeness. Much thanks for accepting my submission! Such an awesome blog.

Kirk’s dope hipster childish gambino submission

Thanks CuteRoulette for ‘Cat vs Mirror’

CuteRoulette is similar to ChatRoulette, only with cute animal videos instead of the occasional penis. And on my third video, I saw the funniest thing I’ve seen all day:

So funny. At 23 seconds, poor kitty goes all ‘Holy Shit!’ Looking back at most of my posts on this tumblr, I should probably rename it “Jared’s Funniest Animal Videos, Etc”

Parks and Rec Supercut: The Physical Comedy of Chris Pratt

from Vulture.. I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed he falls down in every episode

LOLOLOLOLOLOL for when one facepalm doesn’t cover it  #doublefacepalmfail

LOLOLOLOLOLOL for when one facepalm doesn’t cover it  #doublefacepalmfail